Apparently, Feargal Sharkey does think we're stupid

Let's hope Feargal Sharkey never goes on Would I Lie To You, as it appears he thinks it's some sort of revelation that Teenage Kicks is about wanking.

He also thinks that it was his Greatest Hit, despite having peaked at 31; even It's Going To Happen managed better than that.

[Story stolen from @sweepingnation]