Liam Gallagher living in a hut in the woods

The Sunday Mirror seems to find it incredible that Liam Gallagher has been on a CenterParcs holiday.

Man with seven year-old child goes on family holiday shock.

One guest at the park said: “He’s not the type of person you’d ­expect to see at ­Center Parcs! You don’t get a lot of guitar-smashing and fist-fighting here."

But then the sort of people you - presumably - would expect to see at CenterParcs wouldn't be doing their day job, would they? "Fancy seeing an AA Patrol man here - you don't get many broken down Fiat Pandas needing their radiators topped up round these parts." "I can't believe there's a checkout operator staying at CenterParcs... you don't get a lot of three-for-two offers on chocolate biscuits not ringing up correctly and requiring a supervisor to come and turn a key so that the transaction can be voided..."