Here's news of a surprising comeback from Gordon Smart:
JAMELIA has been off the scene for a few years but now 50 CENT wants to sign her to his G-Unit label.
Really? That sounds a bit unlikely.
The New York rapper turned music mogul met the Brummie singer while in London last October for the premiere of his thriller flick Dead Man Running.
This, then, seems less like an announcement of a comeback, more like something that would have run in TheLondonPaper back before Murdoch couldn't afford to run it any more:
You: ridiculous baseball cap and too much jewelery. Me: Cheap dress and desperate look. I shouted at you over the barrier that I made music too; you nodded with a slightly glassy-eyed look. Let's meet soon to discuss my new album!
Coming tomorrow: Sinitta signs with Jay-Z.