Lady GaGa fans demand pizza to poke in their faces

A PR email promoting something or other flops into the inbox, boiling with rage about Lady GaGa. Apparently some people have confused her with Jesus out of those books:

LADY GAGA LEAVES THOUSANDS OF FANS HUNGRY AT TODAY SHOW CONCERT AFTER PROMISING FREE PIZZA.

Thousands of fans from all across the nation waiting on line for 24 hours for Lady Gaga’s free concert were promised free pizza from Lady Gaga herself on Twitter. The fans went hungry all night long when there was not enough pizza to go around and thousands were glued to their coveted spot and had no food.

To be honest, if you're planning to queue up 24 hours for something, and think 'I won't bother taking any food, as there's a vague promise that I might get a slice of pizza here on Twitter', you may only have yourself to blame if you wind up a little happy.