Oh, dear. It turns out that there is something more dispiriting than a pop group doing a soft porn photoshoot to try and boost their career. A pop group desperately dropping hints that they'd love to drop their skirts:
The Saturdays have reportedly admitted that they would consider posing naked for Playboy.
"We always say, 'Never say never,'" said Rochelle Wiseman[...]
Una Healy added: "I would consider it if there was a way of sneakily covering your bits."
Yes. That might be missing the point a little. You're confusing 'being in a cheeky WI calendar' with 'appearing in a masturbatory aid'.
Frankie - who is probably the closest thing The Saturdays have to someone who could probably get a proper job doing something useful - appears to have missed the band meeting:
"Oh my God, no! I’d never do it. Definitely not nude. Never."
Not only did nobody seem to have told Frankie they were going to try and raunch up their image, but they forgot to fill her in on the band motto being 'never say never'.
She added: "I do think it can look nice if it’s done tastefully."
... when she realised that the rest of the band were giving her the look they usually wheel out during the 'who is this band's Jason Orange' game.