Bez has been sent to prison after refusing to accept a community service sentence. He'd tried to throttle his partner because... well, there isn't any justification, but he thought she'd taken money from him.
Reacting to his original sentence - which also included an order to pay £450 costs - he said: "I'm not doing it.He reacted to a sentence by saying "bothered"? Although he isn't a fifteen year-old girl living in 2005? No wonder he was thrown into jail.
"Bothered. I'm going to appeal and take this to a real court."
After being told he would go to jail instead, he shouted "Victory is in my grasp" as he was handcuffed and led away.
Still, on the plus side for Bez, it does give him a watertight excuse for not being part of Ultimate Big Brother.