Thursday, August 26, 2010

Bez goes into the big house

Bez has been sent to prison after refusing to accept a community service sentence. He'd tried to throttle his partner because... well, there isn't any justification, but he thought she'd taken money from him.

Reacting to his original sentence - which also included an order to pay £450 costs - he said: "I'm not doing it.

"Bothered. I'm going to appeal and take this to a real court."

After being told he would go to jail instead, he shouted "Victory is in my grasp" as he was handcuffed and led away.
He reacted to a sentence by saying "bothered"? Although he isn't a fifteen year-old girl living in 2005? No wonder he was thrown into jail.

Still, on the plus side for Bez, it does give him a watertight excuse for not being part of Ultimate Big Brother.


2 comments:

Mbop Promotions said...

Oh dear, don't think his maracas will be much good in there!

Olive said...

Ran across this tool about 20 years ago. Complained about Japan being "full of fuckin' Chinese". Biggest twat ever to be associated with the Happy Mondays, which makes him a giant in the field of face palming stpuidity. Frankly, hanging is too good for the fucker.

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