Gordon in the morning: Wedding dog's breakfast

The story might pretend that it's about how Kasabian had a party in a building also hosting two weddings, but really it's about Gordon trying to drop subtle hints that he'd gone to a party with Kasabian and Noel Gallagher.

Tom clocked the two weddings earlier in the day.

He said: "There's an Indian wedding and then another wedding. It's going to be insane when everyone finds each other in the building."

I can vouch for that.

I'm lost as to what Smart is vouching for - that Tom said this? (It must be strange for Gordon to actually confirm that a quote on his page is genuine.) Or that it was insane?

But what's insane about a place with lots of events rooms having them hired out simultaneously?

Naturally, like boorish louts, the Kasabian party assumed their day was more important than anyone else's:

The first few gatecrashing attempts didn't go well, with wedding guests complaining to hotel staff.

Can you imagine? Kasabian turning up trying to force their way into what otherwise would have been the happiest day of your life?

Smart claims that after people spotted the party, though, the polarity was reversed:

But then one of them spotted TOM MEIGHAN, SERGE PIZZORNO and OASIS legend Noel.

By which, of course, he means someone recognised Noel.

From that point on it was like a scene out of Wedding Crashers - but with the wedding guests trying to get into the Kasabian bash.

Do you know, while I can imagine a couple of people might have been interested, I reckon most of the guests would have stayed with their friends.