At least when tat is produced to mark an anniversary of the Queen doing a job, Liz doesn't flog the mugs and whatnot herself.
So, then, look with horrified delight as Robbie Williams marks his twenty years in the business with his own range of souvenirs:
Fans can choose from a number of items named after his songs, including the Let Me Entertain You scarf, a Lovelight scented candle and the Angels Heart Charm.The Let Me Entertain You scarf? Seriously?
It's not known if Williams was merely accosted by the contestants for the next series of The Apprentice, or if he's really behind these ideas. Rumours he's opening a small stall outside his own house cannot be confirmed at time of upload.