Good news for James Corden, a father for a first time.
How does Gordon celebrate this happy event? With a photoshop horror:
The photo is captioned "Top of the tot ... tracksuit like one Smithy wears" which, erm, explains everything.
Are you interested in what Justin Bieber thinks of Dancing On Ice?
Could you pretend you are?
In a piece with the headline teaser 'Biber: I'll skate on ice show', the poppet actually says:
Justin, 17, has just one condition, saying: "Next time I see David Beckham I will say that if he agrees to do it then so will I."In much the same way that I will run naked down Kensington High Street - on condition the Queen does it first, then.