Gordon in the morning: Woman admits crime

Nicole Scherzinger is keen on getting a job on American Bob Says Opportunity Knocks, and is prepared to say anything to get it:

Nicole said: "Simon has me to thank for putting One Direction together but I don't get any credit. I won't be getting a cut of the money they make him."

I think if you claim responsibility for One Direction you're meant to ring in a local radio station and use a codeword.

Still, Cowell should let Nicole share in the bounty of One Direction - I'm not entirely sure how one can assign part of your tax write-down to another person, but Syco should look into it.