Yesterday, Simon Cowell "invented" a game show, which appears to be people guessing from two things, but in a big arena surrounded with people cheering.
Today, he's inventing a new Top Of The Pops:
But Cowell, 51, said last night: "It's not cost effective just doing it in the UK.The Sun have decided this means it's going to be "global" rather than the more plausible American/British version.
"To do it properly it would need to be bigger than one country."
Of course, it's never going to happen - sure, there might be a music show where Will.I.Am and whoever gets the chance to be Steve Brookstein appear together, but a week-in, week-out programme that features the people at the top of some nebulous "global chart"?
Never going to happen.
Si, who is launching X Factor in America, said: "It's for a year down the line."In other words, it's never going to happen.