So, however reluctantly, Gordon reports that Liam has withdrawn his writ against Noel.
In other Bizarre stuff this morning, Gordon slaps an "exclusive" on the Amy Winehouse toxicology report, which is a bit hopeful. He does have a brief quote from Mitch, but nothing that hasn't already been said elsewhere.
Gordon is also incredibly excited about the godawful Q photoshoot where Kasabian play the part of plumbers in what appears to be a low budget porn shoot.
But it's not just Serge and Tom being "draped" in "babes". Oh, no, Kasabian have important views on the things that matter:
Tom used the interview to have a pop at kids' TV puppet Cookie Monster.The ting is, Cookie Monster might be a bit obsessed about cookies, but at least he has something interesting to say about something. Kasabian don't even have the cookies.
He said: "I don't mind Sesame Street but I hate him. Always moaning about f***ing cookies."