Gordon in the morning: Coping with resolution

So, however reluctantly, Gordon reports that Liam has withdrawn his writ against Noel.

Normally, the related stories box is the most-recent content relating to the subjects of the story, but somehow - oddly - the one about Liam being out drinking at 3am has vanished from the list. Although the story is still on The Sun website at the moment.

In other Bizarre stuff this morning, Gordon slaps an "exclusive" on the Amy Winehouse toxicology report, which is a bit hopeful. He does have a brief quote from Mitch, but nothing that hasn't already been said elsewhere.

Gordon is also incredibly excited about the godawful Q photoshoot where Kasabian play the part of plumbers in what appears to be a low budget porn shoot.

But it's not just Serge and Tom being "draped" in "babes". Oh, no, Kasabian have important views on the things that matter:

Tom used the interview to have a pop at kids' TV puppet Cookie Monster.

He said: "I don't mind Sesame Street but I hate him. Always moaning about f***ing cookies."

The ting is, Cookie Monster might be a bit obsessed about cookies, but at least he has something interesting to say about something. Kasabian don't even have the cookies.