I think most right-people thinking have long had a dream of the perfect morning: waking up, grabbing Tim Burgess' delicious balls, splashing something creamy over them and just cramming those balls into their mouth.
A few weeks ago, Burgess joked to his fans on Twitter that he wanted to invent a cereal by that name based on his favorite treat, Rocky Road.So far, there's just been the one box made, so only Tim knows what his balls taste like. Although Tim seems convinced they're going to be on sale at festivals.
“I was thinking it'd be cool to come up with a breakfast cereal,’’ Burgess told the Manchester Evening News. “I heard someone use the expression 'totes amazeballs,' and it sounded like something from 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' I sent a cheeky tweet saying I'd invented a new cereal and that Kellogg's were interested!
“But within an hour they'd got in touch.”
The idea, though, is enough to make us happy. Now, we're waiting for Matteson's to get in touch with plans for a luncheon sausage.