Monday, February 20, 2012

Gordon in the morning: The Brits countdown

Tomorrow night is Brits night, the traditional evening when the eyes of the world are on the UK music scene. Until the world starts to stab itself in the eye with a mascara pencil to make it all stop.

As part of the exciting build-up to the exciting event, James 'surely this one is the last one under that ridiculous contract' Corden is talking things up with Gordon. Apparently it'll be exciting because Corden's got a bad knee.

Yes, the most thrilling backstage prep is a cortisone injection.

This just in: the eyes of the world have sent their apologies, but they've got some emulsion desiccant they've got to see in action.


3 comments:

Mikey said...

Gordon Smart's got an XFM show? What's it called? 'Indie News In Briefs' ?

simon h b said...

It really does suggest XFM has long since lost sight of its roots, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

What's a mascara pencil when it's at home? Mascara wand? Eye pencil?

I realise being irritated by this falls squarely under the heading of 'first-world problems', but...

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