Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Gordon in the morning: Mythic creature


TOPLESS Kate Moss is a dishy fish in a pair of shimmering golden trousers which make her look like a mermaid.
How would a mermaid wear trousers, exactly, Gordon?

1 comment:

John Medecto said...

He didn't say that mermaids wear trousers, he said they made her look like a mermaid. If you genuinely can't see how a pair of scale-effect trews and her pose could possibly resemble a mermaid, I despair.

Gordon is a cock and his column unmitigated bilge, but sometimes you come across as a bit desperate in your desire to put the boot in. It's disproportionate to any possible interest Smart could merit.

Did he nick your girlfriend or something?

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