AkOnLine

Remember the heady days in the past when we could barely get through a week without Akon dry-humping children on stage, or throwing children off stage, or upsetting Sri Lanka.

He's been quiet for a while, though.

Okay, we've been ignoring him for a while.

In fact - along with most of the world - we'd missed him attempting to launch a social networking site. It was going to be called Fantrace, and it was going to allow "fans" to interact with "celebrities".

Oddly, perhaps because that's what all social networks (apart from BliberdergFacebook) already do, it never took off.

He is still getting messages from the service, though - mainly angry demands for thousands of pounds from the people who built the site.

Oh, Akon. We've missed you.