Time Out appears to have called Tom Clarke out The Enemy a Hobbit.
Tom - known for his outspoken barbs himself - giggled a little and said 'you know what? I wish I had one-tenth of Martin Freeman's charisma'.
Oh, sorry, I'll just read that again. He didn't do that.
Instead he did this:
If I had a pound for everytime a journalist called me a hobbit I could buy enough bullets to round them up and disfigure the lot of them.— Tom Clarke (@tomclarke_enemy) September 9, 2014
Absolute fucking children. What they fail to appreciate is that I've achieved more than they ever will despite being a fucking hobbit.— Tom Clarke (@tomclarke_enemy) September 9, 2014
Morons. Jealous, juvenile, inept, generically conformist morons. With your little pens. Do me a favour and get yourself a life transplant.— Tom Clarke (@tomclarke_enemy) September 9, 2014
It's 2014 and we're still obsessed with what people look like instead of who they are or what they do. Society needs to grow the fuck up.— Tom Clarke (@tomclarke_enemy) September 9, 2014
Tom, Tom, Tom. They don't use little pens any more. Actually, little pens was people in bookies or Argos; most journalists used normal sized pens. They use keyboards. Although maybe you misspelled penis.
We perhaps shouldn't be surprised that Tom is threatening to shoot people in the face for a mild comment - he also uses his Twitter feed to bang on at some length about his broadband problems.
And there's this:
Twitter raped.....got to respect that ☺️— Tom Clarke (@tomclarke_enemy) August 12, 2014
Time Out did make a mistake in calling Tom Clarke a Hobbit. It's easy to get confused, but the cave-dwelling fictional creature they were really going for was a Teletubby.