Darkness at 3AM: Mental health trends

The challenge for 3AM, of course, is to come up with a headline about a young woman detained for her own good in a mental health institution that is both sensitive, and explains to their readers exactly what is going on.

Can they do that with the Mischa Barton story?

Mischa is sectioned - like Brit

No.

Gordon in the morning: The unchanging world

While banks crumble and stocks tumble, Gordon Smart is a rock. Unchanging, unchanging: Mischa Barton nip slips and a none-more-fourteen-year-old 'you could see their nipples and everything' report on the Vivienne Westwood London Fashion Week show.

There is one for the ladies, though: Justin Gaston in skimpy white pants in the section that's oddly titled "Gordon Smart's Bizarre USA" even although he doesn't actually write any of it - or, if he does, he's made Beci Wood write the text to go with the photo. Perhaps Gordon just chose the photo.