THIS WEEK JUST GONE

The ten most peeked at stand-alone news stories on No Rock this week (betting without the weekly round-ups):

1. Naked, and with her arse in the air, Britney is pressganged into the anti-abortion campaign
2. Yes, but is KT Tunstall a lesbian, or what?
3. Kelly Osbourne turns into her mother
4. Britney and Avril fell out twenty-three months ago
5. Douglas Coupland meets Morrissey: What the pop papers say
6. James Blunt has his royalties frozen
7. Classic Rock choose the 100 best UK albums
8. Nikki Sudden dies
9. Sting gets into the sex industry
10. Kate and Pete, hiding in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

A long hard, scroll: every post from this week on one page
A single step: Last week, condensed like this

And, if you were looking for a gift to shower down on the head of Condi Rice, you could have done a lot worse than buy one of these:


If you haf no Hefner, here'es a good starting point. If you do, here's a fine distillation

At last! Be Your Own Pet!

Best of from Japan, Duran Duran's cousins from the Polytechnic

Sioxsie's Kaleidescope gets a new twist

Pop thrills from Alexis Strum, Kylie/Rachel Stevens songwriter

Not all punks end up as sideshows - fourth(ish) album from The Adverts' TV Smith

Sukpatch - drug-induced Spaceman3-meets-the-Butthole Sufers loopage

The Revolutionary Corps of Teenage Jesus take Brooklyn

Kill Laura/Misty Dixon's Jane Weaver does her summer dress solo thing

Lindsay-Threlfall-Ellis nightwatchmen unset-com from 1990

"Steve Strange's home movies from Egypt with a Visage soundtrack" says a review, like that's a bad thing

Apparently Wendy O'Williams' first ever DVD