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The Sun: First with the news
Brace yourself for an exclusive insight into the life of Pete Doherty from this morning's newspapers:
[B]ehind the scenes, experts are said to believe the wayward singer is still a hopeless drug addict whose attempts at rehab have been merely a farce.
They feel he will only make a genuine effort to quit drugs if he is treated with a rod of iron.
Blimey. Do you really think?
1 comment:
Fuck it. Give me a fiver and I'll do it myself in my shed. I'll even sell the video rights to the lowest bidder and get him to write a fake diary before he leaves, so I can make some cash off the thing. Overheads need paying.
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