We'll say this for Donny Tourette - he's either got a very thick skin, or a very thick something. Even he, by now, must have realised that even Jack Woolley can spot he's a bit of a laughing stock rather than a threat to the system, man.
But he keeps trying. Ooh, now he's threatening to tup a Princess:
“All I’d need is two minutes to turn on the Tourette charm and she’d be mine.
“I went to Mahiki this week because I heard Prince Harry was there. I thought he could put a good word in for me.
“It’s not just Beatrice’s looks I’m attracted to — she’s fifth in line for the throne. I could handle that.”
Bless him. He's like Benny From Crossroads with a guitar, isn't he?