Drop Doherty, Moss told. Again.

Kate Moss has been told to lose the dead weight she's carrying around at the moment, as New York magazine suggests the Doherty look is, like, so last year:

The magazine raged about "her [Kate's] insistence on continuing to rub shoulders with her greasy, pasty, substance-bloated boyfriend".

Of all the crimes of Pete, we'd imagine it's the "bloated" that most unsettles the magazine.

Meanwhile - and god knows how they know - the Daily Star reckons Pete's going to have an "intimate piercing":

"Pete has booked the piercing appointment for later this week. He has been thinking about it for a while. And now is the perfect time, because Kate is away working on her fashion line, so he can surprise her with it when she returns."

We're sure it's not the first time that Pete has plunged something directly into his cock, but is he sure that "surprise" is quite what Kate will feel?

After all, Zodiac Mindwarp used to have his dick pierced, but after he tired of clanking in his underpants and removed the studs, he wound up pissing out of two holes. It sounds like a lot of extra mopping for no good reason we can think of.