Thursday, May 17, 2007

Apparently, he said this with a straight face, too

Brian has, oooh, really spooked everyone out by invoking the Dev to promote his tour with Slayer:

"Satan is alive and well and living on the planet Earth, and now you know exactly where to find him - this tour."

Ooh! He'll be doing a pentangle in biro on the back of his hand next, and mucking about with ouija boards and god knows what else.

Satan issued a statement in response: "Look, I've got a lot on at the moment trying to get Falwell settled in, so let's keep this brief. Even if I did exist and wasn't merely a construct of religion desperate to have some sort of stick to keep the folk in line, do you seriously think I'd waste my time going on a bloody Marilyn Manson tour, listening to him night after night? I'm meant to be the one who inflicts the misery round here. Anyway, what's with Manson? Is he, like, ten? Does he think life is some sort of perpetual round of trick or treating?"


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Check out this manson hilarity from the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28771

Anonymous said...

Crystal Air took on Falwell:

Tinky Winky Focus Of Falwell Inquiry
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=60200705013

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the article :)

karlt said...

"Satan is alive and well and living on the planet Earth, and now you know exactly where to find him - this tour."

Really? What's he doing? Is he the guitar tech? A stage rigger perhaps? Maybe he's selling the t-shirts? Actually, 'Satan Is My 2nd Assistant Lighting Manager' would look great on the back of a t-shirt!

James said...

Maybe he'll be flogging unsold tickets outside the venue.
"Buy or sell... Slayer-Manson tickets, buy or sell..."
"Hi, how much are you selling upper-circle seats for?"
"YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!"
"Oh... I've got thirty quid..."
*awkward silence*
"Yeah, go on then. Enjoy your evening"

simon h b said...

Satan touting tickets? I don't think Tessa Jowells would approve of that.

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