Friday, August 31, 2007

Kevin Federline asks Britney to fund divorce

Who knew that money from making burger commercials wouldn't stretch? Kevin Federline is trying to get Britney to pay his expenses for divorcing her:

Mark Vincent Kaplan says his client has "no net income" after various expenses, and that Ms Spears is "clearly the monied party" in the dispute.

We'd love to see those "various expenses" detailed, but we love the logic that whoever had the money should pay the costs of court cases - Conrad Black could be made to cought up for his fraud trial.

Not too sure, Kevin, that if you're in a court arguing that you're best person to look after your kids that then saying "I have no visible means of support, can you get my soon-to-be-ex-spouse to sub me" will entirely help your case.


1 comment:

Carlton said...

We could be seeing the start of something here: burglars asking victims to buy their crowbar, conmen getting a clothing allowance, car salesmen getting the AA's motorcheck for free. It's a wonderful vision.

And beautifully articulated by you. As ever.

c

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