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Jamelia doesn't much like Leona Lewis
Jamelia has apparently decided that the best way to have a go at her former paramour Simon Cowell is by ripping Leona Lewis to shreds:
“When Simon stops all this stupid hype about her, that’s when we’ll see if she can deliver.
“Like every artist Simon has, she’ll fade into obscurity eventually.
“Only WILL YOUNG has been successful, and that was because he’s talented and cut ties with Simon. Leona is a poor man’s Mariah Carey.
“Simon’s lost it. He is disrespectful. Leona may be talented, but she’s not worked as hard as me or others in the industry — fact!”
“Like every artist Simon has, she’ll fade into obscurity eventually.
“Only WILL YOUNG has been successful, and that was because he’s talented and cut ties with Simon. Leona is a poor man’s Mariah Carey.
“Simon’s lost it. He is disrespectful. Leona may be talented, but she’s not worked as hard as me or others in the industry — fact!”
Poor man's Mariah Carey. That would really hurt, assuming of course you're bothered about being attacked by the 21st Century's Michelle Gayle.
We're also touched by the "I work harder than her" thing - as if people, when deciding which disappointing album to buy in Asda will base their decision on the degree of sweat which was poured into the record's creation.
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But... Jamelia's a grafter! She'd never take the short-cut to a quick bob, letting someone in the industry do all the background work before turning up at the end to get her name on the finished product, like Leona did.
This is why, when Jamelia launched her range of shampoo, she invented it herself. She spent night after night in her shed, slaving over bubbling test-tubes of Pro-V formula and essential nutrients, never resting until she'd created a product to which she was proud to lend her name. What a trooper.
If Leona wanted to launch a hair-care range, she'd probably just leave all that hard work to the experts then stick her name on the labels at the end. But not Jamelia. Oh no.
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