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Showbiz Zoe: the biggest of scoops
This could be the smallest lead story every to run in a proper newspaper column, from today's Sunday Mirror Showbiz Zoe column:
I'm worried about Jennifer Ellison, who lost it with Big Brother's Charley Uchea after she caught her chatting to her ex Tony Richardson in Embassy.
Now, fair dos to Zoe for not just making something interesting up, but... Jennifer Ellison and reality TV's Brian Blessed? As your big story? Couldn't they have found a CarpetRite advert or something to fill the space?
2 comments:
What's with Zoe's apparently-caring angle she adopts for this story?
"I'm worried about Jennifer Ellison"
Really? Are you actually worried about Jennifer Ellison, Zoe? Is her behaviour in a club honestly nagging on your mind, on a par with fretting about mortgage rates, mystery lumps and that waiter who took a suspiciously long time with your credit card yesterday?
If strangers having arguements genuinely worries Zoe, she'd probably be better off avoiding nightclubs altogether. And ex-Big Brother contestants.
Without wanting to sound too much like a high court judge, who are these people? What is an "Embassy"? I assume they weren't arguing in an actual, like, embassy. Finnish?
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