Rav insists Britney is about to adopt

In a story which sounds brilliant but which we suspect most people would have taken a deep breath and thought about before publishing in a newspaper, Rav Singh claims that Britney Spears is about to adopt.

Adopt twins.

Adopt Chinese twins.

Rav "exclusively reveals" this, presumably on the grounds that most other people would have weighed the chances of an adoption agency allowing Spears to take on children from a different background at a time when the courts barely allow her to wave at her own kids without supervision and realised it would probably be somewhat implausible and insisting it would just make you look silly.