Thursday, March 13, 2008

Jackson apparently refinances

No wonder the dollar's been plummeting today - it turns out US banks are still unable to tell the difference between a sweet deal and a leaky bucket full of mouse urine. Michael Jackson's lawyer claims that Fortress Investment Group, LLC has allowed him to refinance the loan on Neverland. God alone knows where they think the money will come from - twenty-fifth anniversary reissues of BAD?