Darkness at 3AM: Ripped from the headlines

The 3AM Column's continued inability to write a decent online headline is getting quite serious now, although the story under this:

French TV studio

is about James Blunt playing the Hoosiers at an impromptu kickaround, so actually is even duller than the headline. Yes, they even give the score, so if you don't want your soul to atrophy, look away now:

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