Rav's big deal today is that he's got pictures of Amy Winehouse smoking cannabis in Camden.
Or, perhaps, a roll-up. Clearly, everyone in Wapping is happy that Amy is unlikely to sue.
Rav, though, seems a little addled himself:
Your snapper, Rav? Then why is the picture splashed with a copyright message for bigpicturesphotos.com?
Meanwhile, Rav ponders about Billie Piper's sex life:
The Dr Who star has told friends she's ready to have one. Billie and actor Laurence got married on New Year's Eve last year and the pair hope to hear the patter of tiny feet shortly after their first anniversary.
If you actually calculate back from a birth date in the early days of 2009, this story turns out to be "Billie Piper and her husband are having sex at the moment". Oddly, our jaws are having trouble dropping to the floor.