With last week's Oasis-to-play-Dome story rousing Noel Gallagher himself to go out and rubbish it within hours of the Sunday Mirror, what's Showbiz Zoe got for her Zoe Showbiz showbiz column with Showbiz Zoe?
Something about Kylie Minogue having blind dates. Or, rather, double-blind dates as Zoe doesn't seem to know who they're with:
Zoe seems to know rather a lot about a man whose name she doesn't know:
Yes, because Kylie is probably going to be swayed by whether a bloke fannies about on a yacht.
Zoe also has a photo of Agyness Deyn, which prompts her to observe:
Eh? When did it become a fashion no-no to wear socks with shoes? Sandals, I knew about; clogs and flip-flops make sense - but are the kids really not wearing socks when they wear shoes now?