Dave McCabe out the Zutons is setting his phone to vibrate:
"She’s got my mobile number and keeps sending me pictures of herself with her tits out."
Meanwhile, somewhere in the country, a couple are reunited after one of them has spent some time on a business trip. She is blanching.
-"Yes, three. Not eight. I thought it was funny I didn't hear from you while I was away. Did you send me any interesting texts?... Honey? Are you alright?"