Darkness at 3AM: Madonna protects the kids

Madonna's kids - or a couple of them - were amongst the throng going to see the new Harry Potter film. (Incidentally, with the cast looking older and older, isn't the whole thing starting to look a little less Hogwarts, more Please Sir On A Broomstick?)

3AM are delighted:

So Lourdes, 12, and eight-year-old Rocco are hoping the schoolboy wizard's latest adventure will charm newly adopted sister Mercy, too. Our insider reveals: "Madonna is very strict over what her children are allowed to watch. But Harry Potter is one of the exceptions. Lourdes watches them over and over, so it's only a matter of time before Mercy and David are fans."

Hang about... Rocco? Went to the opening of the new Harry Potter? Which is a 12A? Good god, if that's Madonna being "very strict", you'd hate to think what the pair would be getting from Netflix if she was a bit lax.