Mariah Carey: The true meaning of bravery

The News Of The World likes to talk a lot about our "brave boys", but how can we understand what the paper considers to be "brave"?

Helpfully, there's a story which helps us calibrate this morning:

Brave Mariah Carey is...

Yes?

... filmed without make-up

Never mind the movie she's made, surely someone should be pitching a film based on this selfless sacrifice?