I suppose there's no reason why Heather Mills shouldn't ring up radio phone-in competitions to win free Whitney Houston tickets:
Mills, 42, was selected randomly after calling herself "Heather from Hove" - and correctly got a song lyric.
It just looks a little, well, cheap.
The really interesting thing about the Mirror's story was discovering that Richard Linfield's moved from Southern Counties to Heart. I think I understand why they didn't make that the headline, though.