Darkness at 3AM: Heather takes Heart

I suppose there's no reason why Heather Mills shouldn't ring up radio phone-in competitions to win free Whitney Houston tickets:

Mills, 42, was selected randomly after calling herself "Heather from Hove" - and correctly got a song lyric.

It just looks a little, well, cheap.

The really interesting thing about the Mirror's story was discovering that Richard Linfield's moved from Southern Counties to Heart. I think I understand why they didn't make that the headline, though.