You might have thought that, given the way the return of Robbie Williams to Take That was tracked by Gordon, his departure would have created a bit more interest than a story buried half-way down the page.
It's not even Gordon who files the story, with Lucy Connolly instead picking up the tale:
X FACTOR judge Gary Barlow has revealed that Robbie Williams has once again left Take That.Every inching towards the regrouping was met with a massive story, and yet he slips out the back door quietly with barely a word?
Gary, 40, said the man band's recent reunion "ended perfectly" but they are back to being a four-piece.
And he insisted that some of their fans prefer the group WITHOUT 37-year-old Robbie.
Gordon, meanwhile, has got a photo of some women showing their shoulders and decided that it's a naked picture of the Saturdays:
THE snapper who took this picture of The Saturdays is a clever bloke if he kept the bottom half for himself.You realise, Gordon, you can have a photo taken of your bare shoulders without having to be completely naked, don't you?
Rochelle, Una Healy, Frankie Sandford, Mollie King and Vanessa White could always use it as their Christmas card to their fellas.
They won't have to worry about any other presents if they include the whole image.