I'm sure somewhere in the middle of this, Liam Gallagher thinks he's making some sort of hilarious joke:
LIAM GALLAGHER has started getting his excuses in for BEADY EYE’s new album title, BE.Obviously, having lumbered the album with such a clunky title - not even working up the being arsedness to make it self-titled - there's got to be a creation myth. This isn't it.
And, strangely enough, he’s putting the blame on JUSTIN BIEBER.
Liam said: “My theory is that it’s gonna have BE on the cover, and then on the back I-E-B-E-R.
“Biiiiieee-ber! I’ve got his f****** back, man.”
Hang on, though: there's more:
Liam also defended Bieber after the little trumpet went on stage late at The O2 arena last month, claiming more bands should do the same.To be honest, Liam, if you want to linger out backstage indefinitely, I don't think anyone would much mind.
He said: “Anyone who goes on two hours late is f****** right in my book, man.
“All these so-called rock bands that sit backstage going, ‘Hey, let’s wait 15 minutes’.
“F*** that, wait two hours and 15 minutes! No one will beat that, ever.
“So get off his back, man — I am a Belieber!”