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We must be brave at this difficult time
Naturally, you'll have spent the weekend on tenterhooks waiting news of Peter Andre's health.
His wife, Jordan Katie Price, had to dial 999 after he'd been vomiting and suffering from diarrhoea for a week - presumably the delay was while she was looking up the number. Reports says that Andre was "as weak as a kitten", which is worrying for a man who usually possesses the strength of two kittens.
Andre was rushed to hospital where he was given a drip - apparently relying for his survival on a fluid-filled plastic bag gave him half an insight into how it must feel to be his wife. Doctors think he'll make a full recovery, although there's not much point in them looking for vital signs as they wouldn't have found them before he fell ill.
Gareth Gates is expected to make a statement reminding us that he once had sex with Jordan at some point in the next 24 hours.
1 comment:
you just know that she is going to be shoving her fat kid off the covers of the gossip mags for peter to say, I almost died. Almost died my arse, I have had worse off a burger van at reading festival.
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