Pete the cheat?

The Sunday Mirror claims that Pete has been less-than-faithful to Kate Moss:

A club-goer said: "When he first arrived Pete was showing off, standing on his chair and dancing like a loon.

"Then he wandered about and ended up talking to this girl in a revealing tight white dress.

"She was wearing a choker around her neck and was very well groomed. She had the same pointy features of Kate Moss and well-defined cheek bones. You couldn't help but see a similarity. Although this girl was a lot more tanned.

"They went up on the street for a while then came back inside, where they had an intense chat for ages. There was lots of flirting and laughing.

"Then we saw four of them get into a cab and head off."

Hmm. Damning stuff.

On the other hand, there's a massive flaw in the story:

Pete fell for giggly Lindy at Crystal nightclub late on Thursday just hours before appearing in a guest spot on BBC1's Jonathan Ross Show.

Really?

Odd that, seeing as Friday Night With Jonathan Ross is, erm, taped on Thursday evenings.