Sunday, February 03, 2008

Rav Singh rakes over the Coles

Rav Singh turns his attention again to the Cole-Tweedy unnuptials this morning, which gives him a slight problem, what with how last week he was reporting that Cheryl didn't believe a word of the claims. Apart from the vomiting bit.

After a solid week when his "colleagues" in The Sun have pushed more and more stories about the couple, Rav has to make an awkward climbdown:

Last week we told how she vowed to stand by her man despite his drunken night of shame with blonde hairdresser AIMEE WALTON.

Actually, last week you told us how she was squarely blaming the papers for publishing made-up stories and said that she believed Cole that nothing shameful had happened. Although, admittedly, Rav did confusingly also say that Cole was shamed although nothing had happened. But that could have just been because of his erectile problems when he's had a drink.

Rav isn't going to let having been wrong stop him, though, as he's got some big news:
HEARTBROKEN CHERYL COLE is crying on the shoulder of fellow WAG VICTORIA BECKHAM after her marriage crisis.

I can reveal the distraught Girls Aloud star phoned Posh TWICE this week following revelations her footballer hubby ASHLEY was a love rat.

Rav presumably feels more confident about this one, as the Daily Mail 'revealed' the story he's revealing back on Thursday.

But Rav has more insights:
My source went on: "She's hardly eating anything either. She feels so betrayed. She's a broken woman."

Presumably Singh's source for this is, erm, Thursday's Gordon Smart column.

Rav Singh: First with the exclusives from last week's papers.


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