We're puzzled - when 3AM first reported the meeting between Noel Gallagher and Jeff Conaway, it was clearly just a little bit of backstage mucking about.
Today, though, it's been upgraded to "the showbiz fight of the year". Oh, and it's over:
But Jeff told Noel: "You need protection growing up in New York.
You need some kind of weapon. There are very dangerous characters on the subway."
Well, yes, there are dangerous characters on the subway - mostly broken down ex-actors waving knives around.
We love that the Mirror team are running this story on Wednesday - doesn't Russell Brand's show go out on Saturdays?
Meanwhile, Bryan Adams has written a song for Amy Winehouse. Apparently:
Or, possibly, for Phil Spector.