Gordon in the morning: In which Gordon has trouble understanding a competition aimed at teenage girls
You - yes, YOU - could have "a date" with Harry Styles and Liam Payne. If you win it.
Gordon has all the details, although apparently hasn't read through them:
ONE DIRECTION are taking part in a charity auction that is bound to inspire a bidding frenzy.Err... except the charity sale isn't an auction, so it won't be "inspiring a bidding frenzy". In fact, Gordon seems to realise this later on:
As one of the prizes, HARRY STYLES and LIAM PAYNE will be giving away a joint date to help raise money for cancer charity Trekstock.
Even small donations will be entered in the draw but you’ve got to be over 13 to get involved.We've seen the Mail and the Mail On Sunday subtly rubbishing each other's stories; this, surely, is the first time ever an article's second half gently rubbishes the first half.