Tuesday, April 04, 2006

RADIO DAZE

The latest batch of Ofcom judgements have been released, including three music stations getting a ticking-off. [pdf document]

BRMB's drivetime show presenter read out a news story about a prostitute biting a client's penis, chortling that it's not the time to haggle about money when your "willy is still in her mouth."

BMRB apologised for any offence caused and agreed that the remark was unsuitable
for broadcast at that time of day. It said it had spoken to the presenter regarding the future selection process of material for the show.
GCap, BMRB’s parent company said it believed that the presenter was simply making light of a story he had read about in the press. However, it appreciated that
some of the detail was “not altogether appropriate”, given the time of day, and apologised for any offence caused.


Next up, Kerrang! radio managed a misjudgement of Partidge-like proportions:

A listener objected to a promotion which said that Kerrang! was “about as welcome as a tourettes sufferer at an auction”. He considered this ridiculed a serious neurological condition.

Kerrang! said that it had withdrawn the promotion and apologised to the complainant as soon as it became aware of the complaint. The promotion was intended to be humorous not offensive, but the station recognised that it had misjudged this.


And finally, Virgin Radio found itself in hot water when it promised huge tellys as prizes, only to offer nineteen inch sets instead:

In an hourly competition, listeners were invited to identify various American cities. On separate occasions, the prize was described, variously as a “great big telly”, “enormous” and “these are not just piddly little ones, these are enormous”. A winner complained that the prize had been described inaccurately on air, since what she received was a 19” LCD television.

Virgin Radio said that it had originally intended to give away wide-screen televisions. However, on the day of the competition, its sponsorship team had discovered that the televisions were to have standard format screens and so the briefing document for the presenters was amended to reflect the changes. The broadcaster acknowledged that three of the descriptions it broadcast were inaccurate and apologised for its mistake, confirming that it was in the process of contacting all winners to inform them that they would now receive 32” wide screen sets.


Mind you, we've seen what Virgin consider an enormous audience. It's all about where you stand, is it?

In all three cases, the swift actions of the broadcaster led to Ofcom considering the complaints resolved.


YOU COULD MAKE YOUR BUSINESS SO MUCH BETTER

There's sound business sense behind Franz Ferdinand registering their trademark in a bid to avoid bootleggers, but even so... it does feel a long way from art happenings in warehouses.

Apparently they've even included underwear in the trademark application. The Kapranos knickers cannot be far away.


MUSIC INDSUTRY PUSHES AHEAD WITH LAWSUIT STRATEGY

The IFPI, the RIAA's worldwide client organistation, has rushed up to the microphone to announce a further chipping away at "illegal file-sharing" by launching another smattering of expensive lawsuits.

This time, it's 2,000 cases spread across 10 countries:

Among the countries targeted was Portugal, where sales of physical formats like CDs have slumped by 40 percent in the past four years amid heavy file-sharing usage, especially by college students.

Other users targeted for legal action included a Finnish lumberjack, a British postman, a Czech IT manager and a German judge, the IFPI said.


Hang about a moment... wasn't the family of the British postman financially ruined by the BPI back in January? How fresh is this "fresh wave", exactly?

The IFPI is desperate to try and steer attention away from the sorts of cases where they bring legal action against preteens or dead old ladies:

A large number of cases involve men aged between 20 and 35 and parents who have not heeded successive education and warning campaigns about the legal risks of allowing p2p file-sharing in the home.

Yes, the IFPI isn't going to leave itself open to the claims that it's pursuing kids. No, it'll demand ridiculous sums of money from their parents, instead, using the threat of dragging their children to court if they don't pay up.

Of course, it's meant to be educative, remember, otherwise this would merely be a very expensive and clumsy way of burning through record company cash - cash that could otherwise be spent on developing artist's careers:

Of those people who are stopping or cutting back [downloading], many cited the legal consequences of their actions as a major worry. This fear was common across most of Europe: France (35%), Germany (27%), Sweden (25%) and the UK (20%).

We can only assume that in other countries, its less than one in five who take any notice of the lawsuits - and that's amongst the third who have cut down. So, we make that somewhere like 7% of people whose behaviour has been influenced by these lawsuits. On the IFPI's own figures. And that's not 7% of people stopping, it's 7% stopping or just downloading less, or more carefully.

And yet they keep bringing the lawsuits.

Seriously, we're not just grinding an axe here - clearly, it's a strategy that's failing badly, and we do genuinely want to know why the music industry is wasting so much money on it?


FACE IN THE FUTURE

Bloody hell - Tom Jones has had tonnes and tonnes of plastic surgery, and yet he still looks like someone has carved an ammonite out of mahogany. Indeed, he's had so much, he's been warned to stop:

"He advised me against having anything else done," reveals Sir Tom, in an exclusive interview with the Daily Mirror.

"I went to see a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills and he said: 'You've got to be careful with your lower eyes.

"He told me: 'Your eyes will be bloody popping.' He said I should try to look as natural as I can."


He also dyes his hair. This... this isn't really very surprising, is it?


WE BET HE CALLS HIS CHUMS "BLOOD", TOO

Is there no end to the talents of Shayne Ward, who won a singing career on 3-2-1 or something? He's not just a singer, you know: oh no, he can MC. He says.

"I can MC. People don’t know that and it will definitely surprise them. Every time I used to go out on a night out with my mates I used to do it. It was fun."

Well, to be fair, he managed to roll out a karaoke act into a number one, so why shouldn't he fondly picture himself accepting a Mobo?

"I'm not sure what direction I will head towards in the future. It's something I will consider.

"People think I look like the sort of guy who just likes soft stuff - but I like every type of music. The only things I don’t like are heavy metal or heavy rock."


So you don't only like soft music, you like anything that's not heavy? Righto, Shayne.


ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT GAY

MinkiAnd to prove it, The Sun has longlens photos of him talking to a girl in South Africa, in Africa. Apparently she's a model called Minki van der Westhuizen (and let's get the Pink Panther jokes out the way now, shall we? Yes, I said minki) who used to date Graeme Smith, a cricketer of some sort. This is enough for the Sun to judge her:

Watch out though, Robbie, I fear Minki may be fame hungry like your ex GERI HALLIWELL.

The difference being, of course, that Minki actually has a career.


THE FERVOUR OF THE REFORMED ADDICT

Daniella WestbrookOf all the voices piping up with their opinion on Pete Doherty, perhaps the most surprising one is that of Danniella Westbrook, the woman who is known, mostly, for doing so much coke her nose turned into one giant nostril. She doesn't approve:

EX-cocaine addict Danniella Westbrook yesterday slammed rocker Pete Doherty — for glamorising drugs.

Yeah, pisisng your talent away, turning up as mumbling buffoon, ripping your flesh open, debasing yourself for a few quid - Doherty makes it look like Thursday night at the Ritz-Carlton ballroom.

She warned that kids see junkie Pete, 27, as “exciting”.

Do they? Only we've not seen I Love Stars recently, but we'd have thought that Doherty has a limited appeal to kids. You know, a soap star in a family television programme rolling round clubs and parties coked off her tits - that might make coke seem exciting to kids. A stinky old man who makes non-nursery music? Less so.

But what can be done, Danni?

But Danniella, 33, whose habit rotted away her nose, said: “He won’t try and help himself until he decides to — and that can be a very long road.”

Aaah. I see. So, you're saying, that unless he decides to do something about his drug problem, he won't try to do something about it? Thank heavens for your insight.


Monday, April 03, 2006

READING: ALL ABOUT IT. AND LEEDS.

The announcement of the Reading and Leeds Festival headliners has put a bit of a drag on the NME.COM site, but, if you have time to cool your boots while it loads, you'll discover the three headliners are Franz Ferdinand (Reading Friday; Leeds Saturday), Muse (Reading saturday, Leeds Sunday) and Pearl Jam (Reading Sunday, Leeds Friday) - which at least means you can probably get away with a day pass.

Muse? We like Muse, but we can't help feeling their ascension to headline status is a bit of an over-estimation of their powers. But then we always feel that.

Other bands are due to be announced right now but, erm, the server seems to have totally fallen over.

UPDATE: Drowned In Sound hasn't fallen over. Also on the main stage, then, will be Placebo, My Chemcial Romance, Kaiser Chiefs, Audioslave, Feeder, Arctic Monkeys, The Streets and Yeah Yeah Yeahs; headling the second stage will be Primal Scream, The Raconteurs (or Jack White and his amazing Tin Machine) and Maximo Park; while the bill will also feature Belle & Sebastian, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, The Cribs, The Futureheads and The Subways.

Not the most inspiring bill we've ever seen, but probably enough to fill a couple of afternoons if you pick your way round carefully. Of course, people only go to these festivals now for the bumper cars so it doesn't matter much either way.


NOEL GALLAGHER WANTS A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

... and many other Abba songs. Yes, having surprised us all by announcing he likes the Arctic Monkeys off the internets, he's now come up with the extraordinary announcement that he likes Abba:

“I love ABBA. To listen to those songs, they're incredible. And the way that they sound is even more incredible.

“I never understood the kitsch tag that Abba have. People seem to look at them in an ironic way.”


No they don't, you bucket. Do you really think that people storm onto the dancefloor whenever Dancing Queen comes on because they think they're expressing irony?


FOXX DOES LOVE WHITE PEOPLE, HONEST

The internet - you can't believe a bloody thing on it, can you? There were rumours circulating that NBC had tried to offload Jamie Foxx's Unpredictable music special after discovering that Foxx had operated a kind of reverse colour bar, refusing to work with any white artists.

None of this, it transpires, is true: Foxx insists that he'd have been delighted to have Elton John on his show (a two-box ticker) and Justin Timberlake, who is almost painfully white, but neither could adjust their schedules around to turn up.


THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE

Former BeeGee Robin Gibb is sharing his house with a ghost. He lives, it seems, in a converted monastry:

"It was a place where monks would b e trained for their vocation.

"There's even a resident ghost, who mysteriously fills up the water in the old font in the chapel, which we converted into a dining room."


Yeah. That could be a ghost, Robin, but we'd be tempted to call a plumber before we invited in an exorcist.


GENNARO CASTALDO WATCH: He's everywhere

The lack of any real comment beyond professional shrill Gennaro Castaldo saying the same thing over and over (we suspect lifted from but a single press release) seems to back up our initial feeling that this is kneejerk history rather than a real watershed moment.

We were delighted to discover, though, from The Sun that Gennaro is not a PR man at all. Oh, no: he's a chart boffin.

And it might be he's the only chart boffin in town. Castaldo's astonishingly empty observation that "This is an exciting development and a watershed in charts history, which show that legal downloads have truly arrived. It is HMV Digital's biggest-ever selling download and we're beginning to see this market really start to take off" appears in one form or another not just in The Sun, but also WebUser ; Chocolate Magazine (unattributed); RTE online; NetImperative; Reuters; the Manchester Evening News; Ulster Television; the Daily Mail; Channel 4 News; YahooMusic Launch Dotmusic thing; Australia's ABC; Daily Telegraph; NineMSN... oh, and you get the drift.

We suspect that even when the Pistols were on Today, there was more than one commentator who had an observation.


STARS AND BRAS

MJM International make bras, and last week they made two signings for celebrity models.

Helena Christensen was snapped up to prance about in the luxury Ultimo bra range.

And Michelle Heaton was also given a contract. Is the member of perennial runners-up Liberty X also going to be tempting people to buy Ultimo bras?

Nope. George at Asda bras.


PEEP DONAGHY

News reaches us from across the river that Siobahn Donaghy has got herself on MySpace.

Curiously, there are now as many original Sugababes in Siobahn Donaghy as there are now in the Sugababes.


DARKNESS PLAN A SINGLE

Here's a fascinating thing: The Darkness are releasing a single, Girlfriend, on May 15th.

In itself, not espeically fascinating. But this is the third single from One Way Ticket To Hell. Now, that is surprising. Can you, without firing up Google, name the other two?


GARCIA LOSES THRONE

After a long legal struggle to decide on ownership, the adventures of Jerry Garcia's toilet haven't ended yet: it's been stolen from a driveway.

Wonderfully, not only has the toilet been stolen but - yes - police say they have nothing to go on. Life imitates The Two Ronnies closing headlines.

We realise this story appeared in a US paper on Saturday, but... it appears to be genuine


DOLLAR A DAY

An interesting new music blog launched quietly yesterday: it happens for a reason, in which, every day for the next 365 days, Simon Silverdollar will record his observations on all the music he's heard that day.

We did once consider doing something similar during a holiday once, and even started making notes for what we were going to style A Musical Trip Through The Kingdom, but abandoned the idea at the first comfort stop (a Pizza Express in Aylesbury), so we wish Simon S the best with this idea. We're not sure why he's elected to do it covering a tax year, though.


THINK WITH PINK

Oh. Pink is co-editing 3AM this morning - we doubt if she actualy did any of the writing, and probably just turned up for the photo byline, so working just as hard as the normal 3AM girls, then - and... well, in the battle between the smart, sassy Pink we love and the half-formed thoughts of the Try This Pink, it's the latter who wins out.

Not that she's totally wrong:

WOMEN had to fight to get where we are now but if you look at popular culture you'd think we're completely happy in thongs with a stripper's pole between our thighs, and all we care about is the latest pair of shoes.

... but, erm, isn't this the same woman who did the whole pole-dancing thing for the papers last week?


SHARON OSBOURNE: INSPIRED

Having lined her up for a chat show, ITV are now showing signs of jitters. Perhaps they've realised that she's a little bit unlikeable.

Paul O'Grady, whose defection sparked the panicked signing, used to have a little dog on the show. People liked that. Can they come up with a cute idea for Sharon like that?

Yes: exactly like that: Sharon Osbourne will have a little dog on the show.

It's not the only idea she's borrowing from Paul, either. Paul used to be known for dressing up unconvincingly as a woman.


SLIGHTLY OFF TOPIC, BUT HE IS A STATUS QUO FAN

Where do the Mirror get their exclusives from? Like this one, today:

Mirror.co.uk - News - EXCLUSIVE: LES ADOPTS CHES

Yes, the Mirror has exclusively found out that Les Battersby in Corrie is adopting Chesney, something known only to people who read it in the papers weeks ago and, erm, watched last night's episode of Coronation Street. I can't wait until tomorrow to find out what happens in tonight's episodes.


EAST 17: HARD AS NAILS

Whats more tiresome than children in back-to-front baseball caps pretending to be tough? Adults recalling their days as kids in back-to-front baseball caps and still pretending to be hard, that's what. Tony Mortimer out of East 17, for instance:

“Robbie and the other Take That boys would not have lasted five minutes in East 17 — it was that full on we nearly didn’t make it.”

Erm... you didn't make it; your band fell to pieces because one of you got so drugged he forgot you weren't meant to tell the press about it. One you ended up "falling" under his own carwheels after a meal of potatoes. None of you have got any bloody money.

But Tony, the only band member still financially secure, admits they are lucky to be alive. He confessed: “We killed off boy bands. But East 17 almost destroyed me."

You killed off boy bands, did you? What the hell are Westlife, then? Busted? McFly?

Breaking up, though, was hard to do:

“If you walk out of the house everyday and hundreds of people mob you it has a mental effect.

“The day after we split I had nothing to get out of bed for and when I did I got hassle. So I stayed indoors up until only two and a half years ago."


The problem here, surely, is not that you were in a boyband, but that you had nothing in the way of what Denis Healy called a hinterland - you can't really blame anyone that when your job went, you had nothing else in your life: indeed, you were in a sweeter place than most people who get made redundant as you had a bit of cash behind you.

One of the other things that irritates about made band members - they talk like we, the little people, don't know what it's like to lose a job.


THAT'S WHY MUM HAS GONE TO LIDL

It turns out that being in Atomic Kitten, briefly, isn't the cash cow you might have thought. Indeed, Kerry Katona is broke:

But she has been forced to ditch her lavish lifestyle after running out of cash.

Yeah, you thought that party catered from Iceland and constant nights out at Cinderella Rockerfellers in Warrington was a little too lavish a lifestyle, didn't you?

But there's more:

I’m A Celebrity star and Loose Women presenter Kerry, who once lived in a £1.75million Dublin mansion with Brian, chose a budget Best Western Hotel for her second engagement.

We don't know what the expenses are like at the Sun, but the Best Western is a three-star hotel. Okay, you might not bump into Beyonce in the lifts, but it's clean.

And she ignored fire regulations to save money by cramming 200 friends and family into a suite designed to hold 80.

What's perhaps surprising here is that Katona - who, we're routinely told by the tabloids is hated by everyone - could find 200 people who'd want to celebrate her engagement.


Sunday, April 02, 2006

LEFT OUTSIDE ALONE

Now, that's taking the bodyguarding to extremes: Wayne Newton was bodyguarding Anastacia during her European tour.

Now, he's dating her.

No, not that Wayne Newton.

A spokesman for Anastacia, whose hits include I'm Outta Love and Left Outside Alone, said: "Anastacia makes a point of never discussing her private life or relationships."

It's just like that movie, The Bodyguard. That had an irritating singer in it, too.


IF THIS IS HISTORY, WHY CAN'T I EVEN REMEMBER WHERE I AM WHEN IT'S HAPPENING?

Maybe we're just getting old and cynical and thinking about the purchase of elasticated waistbands, but is the whole hoo-hah about Gnarls Barkley getting to number one on downloads alone about as exciting as this weekend's other big event, the Boat Race?

Just as the Boat Race is of prime importance to about seven people, but if you happened to be by the river when it was happening you might go and have a look, this feels like something which would be more surprising if it wasn't happening. And it would be happening more often if the charts were based on what was selling, rather than what was selling, according to a bunch of rules drawn up to keep the larger labels happy.

What will be interesting is when the chart commisars are forced to abandon the link between singles and physical items altogether - that will be the day for the historians to make a little note.

This is an "Oxford wins" story; it's being reported as if it was a "Brunel wins".


BONO ISN'T HAPPY

It's hilarious the way that Bono will, from time to time, tick off a minor politico for using him in their election campaign - especially when it looks like they're in trouble already.

So the Greatest Living Bonoman has sent an open letter to Silvio Berlusconi, accusing him of "exploiting" Bono's image:

In the letter, which was translated into Italian and published on the front page of the Corriere della Sera daily on Sunday, Bono said: "Mr Berlusconi, as flattered as I can be of appearing in your brochure, I also feel a bit exploited."

Bono also said he recalled a conversation with Mr Berlusconi during which the prime minister committed himself to implementing a G8 decision to cancel the debt of poor countries.

He said Italy would have to more than double its aid by 2010 to honour its commitment.

Bono added: "If your commitment is real and your signature is trustworthy, then the world wants to know how Italy intends to reach this target.

"For now you haven't offered any explanation, even though luckily there is still some time."


Berlusconi is widely believed to be coming to the end of his time in control in Rome, which is probably why Bono is happy to publicly have a go at him - you'll recall the only other time Bono has told off one of his chums in the media was when Paul Martin was struggling badly in the opinion polls before the Canadian election.

Intrestingly, Bono's private DATA organization is dropping flattering hints about how the new Canadian Tory government could expect to be lauded by Mr. Bono if it boosts the country's foreigm aid.

When there's this sort of offer on the table, what exactly does Bono think he's offering?

Does he think the Canadian Premier, Stephen Harper, is going to redirect his funds out of belief? Clearly not, because if he had the conviction such a move was neccesary, he'd do it without a call from Bono.

Does he think that a quiet meeting with Bono, away from the eyes of the world, is what's required?

Or could it be that Bono is using his presence, his circus rolling into town, his few minutes in front of CNN playing with Harper and swapping glasses, his little bit of showbiz glitter, to buy influence?

And, since that's what Bono is working with, the chance to say publicly "look! Bono loves me!", why does Bono come across all hissy when someone cashes in those chips?

And why is it that Bono only complains when the former friend is in the last throws of their presidency, or premiership? Why is Bono not bothered by the US State Department trumpeting that Rock Star Bono Applauds Bush Efforts to Aid Africa - Cites AIDS funding, anti-corruption element of Millennium Challenge Account?


YOU, YOU TUBE AND THE MUSIC

There was some sad news from over at YouTube this week, with an inevitable attempt to try and stave off cease and desist orders from copyright holders in the form of a cap on video uploads to ten minutes maximum. Of course, erm, nothing less than ten minutes would be copyrighted at all.

Of course, the real strength of YouTube (and, we suspect, this might be our perspective only) is in the little bits and pieces anyway, mostly stuff that people have sitting around on degrading VHS tapes that they're taking the time to upload to the internet. Yes, much of it is probably copyrighted, but since nobody is offering sell-through videos of bands appearing on half-forgotten Saturday morning Kids TV shows, it's hard to see who's losing out here.

So hurrahs for people like the myseterious pajamapants, who is sharing his VHS collection with us in bite-sized chunks. Just added, for example, is Louise Wener doing Life's A Gas on TFI Friday. We never saw much of TFI when it was on because, frankly, there was no choice to be made between the BaaBar's tappas and two for one on white cider on one hand, and Chris Evans labouring under the misapprehension he had the powers of Napoleon and the wit of Sam Goldwyn on the other.

Indeed, the ten minute cap means nobody would be able to upload entire TFIs even if they wanted to. For once, copyright law might be working in our favour.


NOT PLAYING ANY BOGSHED TONIGHT, JOHN?

It can't have failed to be noticed even by Bobby Gillespie that you can subtract a round number from 2006 and get 86, which means - in any sort of decent world - the NME would be about to produce its 20th anniversary of C-86 edition. It won't, of course, although it's the only music scene that the paper can be proven, scientifically, to have created all on its own. Oh, no, we'll get the seventy-ninth anniversary of punk celebrated with another special issue ("and then... they said 'nadgers', on tea-time television. Dressed as Nazis! Oh, you must think us quite giddy...") but you try pitching a 'Where are The Shrubs now' special, you see how short the shrift you get is.

Luckily, the superior shapeshifters at TV Cream are keeping the light aloft: the latest cream up can be printed out and, if neccesary, used as celebratory tea-towel of the occasion.

There are many words on the internet, but you've got to read anything which includes the phrase "we'd mention how Therese now reminds us of Kitchens Of Distinction, but this bit's already lost enough readers."

Of course, it would be wrong, both morally and phonetically, to not mention Indie Mp3 at this point. "Keeping C-86 alive" is its proud boast, and one it lives up to.


THE SUNDAY PETE-HOLE

It wouldn't be a weekend without someone reporting back from the end of the world, and it falls to the People to bring us the latest news of Pete Doherty's collapse from bright young thing to selfish horrorsack.

Driving like a dick on methadone.

The paper's got a witness:

"I saw Pete go into the chemist's and there was a definite change in his behaviour after he came out.

"He is an absolute menace. How he has still got his licence is beyond me."

But the onlooker added: "I don't think he was so out of it that he didn't know what he was doing. When he spotted two police officers on horseback he calmed down and drove properly before going back to being a madman."


COURTNEY: WANT THAT ONE

Still, erm, dripping from Steve Coogan, Courtney Love is now taking breakfast with David Walliams, out of Attachments. Does she think UK TV G2 is the porn channel or something?

To be fair to Courtney, though, it sounds like Walliams is making most of the running:

"Courtney loves Little Britain and was thrilled to meet the guys. They got on really well and they were all laughing and joking after a few drinks together. She seemed especially taken with David. They swapped numbers and went their separate ways, but he has been trying to get in touch with her ever since."

How do we know this? A source, dear boy, a source.


THIS WEEK JUST GONE

The ten most peeked at stand-alone news stories on No Rock this week (betting without the weekly round-ups):

1. Naked, and with her arse in the air, Britney is pressganged into the anti-abortion campaign
2. Yes, but is KT Tunstall a lesbian, or what?
3. Kelly Osbourne turns into her mother
4. Britney and Avril fell out twenty-three months ago
5. Douglas Coupland meets Morrissey: What the pop papers say
6. James Blunt has his royalties frozen
7. Classic Rock choose the 100 best UK albums
8. Nikki Sudden dies
9. Sting gets into the sex industry
10. Kate and Pete, hiding in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

A long hard, scroll: every post from this week on one page
A single step: Last week, condensed like this

And, if you were looking for a gift to shower down on the head of Condi Rice, you could have done a lot worse than buy one of these:


If you haf no Hefner, here'es a good starting point. If you do, here's a fine distillation


At last! Be Your Own Pet!


Best of from Japan, Duran Duran's cousins from the Polytechnic


Sioxsie's Kaleidescope gets a new twist


Pop thrills from Alexis Strum, Kylie/Rachel Stevens songwriter


Not all punks end up as sideshows - fourth(ish) album from The Adverts' TV Smith


Sukpatch - drug-induced Spaceman3-meets-the-Butthole Sufers loopage


The Revolutionary Corps of Teenage Jesus take Brooklyn


Kill Laura/Misty Dixon's Jane Weaver does her summer dress solo thing


Lindsay-Threlfall-Ellis nightwatchmen unset-com from 1990


"Steve Strange's home movies from Egypt with a Visage soundtrack" says a review, like that's a bad thing


Apparently Wendy O'Williams' first ever DVD